Nestlé Mini Chewy SweeTARTS Oh! My love! How long has it been since I've last felt your touch? I feel the sting of guilt upon reuniting; it's almost too much to bear. Your glossy smooth skin, a delicate glaze over your core of tangy ecstasy. … Continue reading Ode to Snacks: Poetry for the Stomach
Masticated Movies: Hobbit Food
You've decided that this is the weekend that you draw the shades, put on your comfy-ugly-pants, update your AIM status to "AFK", and watch Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy, beginning to end. Good for you. That's 11 hours and 26 minutes of captive … Continue reading Masticated Movies: Hobbit Food
You & Your Crockpot: A Love Story
I apologize in advance that eating a salad in wintertime will only be out of sheer guilt that you have not consumed anything nutritious or vitamin-rich in months. There is no joy in eating a salad in the winter. You will consider all the frozen … Continue reading You & Your Crockpot: A Love Story
Dinner Noir: La Bodega, The Boulevard
January in the city can be a cruel month. New Year resolutions give way to dreary, joyless commutes to and from work. The air is dry and frigid, and the ground still crunchy with frost, and those cars chug-chugging along, caking the curbs with greasy … Continue reading Dinner Noir: La Bodega, The Boulevard
When a White Girl Cooks Tofu
Coagulated soy milk. Yum. I did cook tofu, I really did. And I only googled "how to cook tofu" three times, and looked at fifteen different websites before I opened the package. Speaking of packaging, did you realize that you can purchase both shelf-stable tofu, … Continue reading When a White Girl Cooks Tofu
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