In the blue-and-white checkered kitchen of my grandmothers’ house in South Florida, a smorgasbord is being concocted. “Tennessee meets Cuba,” Aunt M will say, “No other way 'bout it.” My grandmother rests the heel of her hand on the smooth marble counter, methodically stirring a … Continue reading Lenore, the Kitchen Witch
Category: Food
Creamy Chicken, Spinach & Gnocchi Supper Anxiety
This post is dedicated to my brother-in-law, who claims, that everyday, he checks this site for new updates. I can't wait to see how long it takes for him to mention this to me. Think about a glass of wine. Remember the list of errands … Continue reading Creamy Chicken, Spinach & Gnocchi Supper Anxiety
A Pork Threesome (and Whole Foods’ 5-Step Rating)
Primarily, my husband and I are vegetarian. Meaning, I plan our weekly menu and grocery purchases completely avoiding meat. However, we've been making the transition to adding small portions of meat to our weekly routine by choosing to buy high-quality, grass-fed and free-range options instead … Continue reading A Pork Threesome (and Whole Foods’ 5-Step Rating)
BLT Pro-Tips (An Impromptu Poem)
Use white colored bread. (Potato, sourdough or straight white.) Use Beefsteak tomatoes. (Ideally, chilled.) Mix pesto into your mayo. (Or siracha; use arugula.) Bacon is crunchy, but not crumbly. (Three to four slices per sandwich.) Layer matters: Toasted white bread, MayoSpread on each slice, Lettuce … Continue reading BLT Pro-Tips (An Impromptu Poem)
Les Femmes Affamées: A Dinner in Seven Acts
May 4th- Theme: Tea Party Treats (& K's Birthday Mash-Up) CM - Mushroom, Leek & Ham Quiche K - Pimento Cheese on Pumpernickel and Prosciutto, Fig & Brie Baguette E - Open Face Cucumber & Dill Sandwiches M - Gooey Butter Cake G - Fresh … Continue reading Les Femmes Affamées: A Dinner in Seven Acts
Two Month Hiatus Mandatory Blog Update
It's not that I haven't been eating, or cooking for that matter, as I've been doing plenty of both. I just haven't had the time to sit down and type out a witty, foul-mouthed reflection yet. But I do have time this morning to post … Continue reading Two Month Hiatus Mandatory Blog Update
Because Your Mouth Can’t Handle Crunchy Things
I went to the dentist yesterday, and I'm still crabby about it. I had two fillings and a sealant done. This is on top of all the other teeth I've been having "touched up" since last July. I am SO cranky. "Oh, K, how's it … Continue reading Because Your Mouth Can’t Handle Crunchy Things
To the Heart, Through the Stomach
Inspired by the Valentine's Day theme, as explored by the Celebrity Chocolate Scale, and also the first meeting of Les Femmes Affamées, I was recently reflecting on the first time I cooked a meal to impress a boy. And see how I said “first time”, … Continue reading To the Heart, Through the Stomach
Les Femmes Affamées: Captain’s Log
[I've recently decided to put together a "food club", if you will, consisting of (essentially) all of the females I know. I've also chosen to call it Les Femmes Affamées, which (roughly) means "Hungry Women" in French. One Thursday out of the month, we will … Continue reading Les Femmes Affamées: Captain’s Log
The “Big Game” Watch Party Menu
It is my opinion that you can't go wrong with what to serve while watching a football game. Unless it's stupid cupcakes that are shaped like helmets, or something. Nobody wants to mess around with a cupcake. (Also, do you want to risk getting cake … Continue reading The “Big Game” Watch Party Menu
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